It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a candidate for local office asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a politician should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the politician and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the candidate. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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