Top Ten Reasons You Know Its Primary Election Day In Florida

10) Giuliani's get out the vote strategy consists of coupons to Chuck E. Cheese.

9) There is not one game of bridge going on in the entire state.

8) Access Osceola showing a re-run of "Debate Bloopers and Electoral Practical Jokes."

7) Voters promised a plate of fudge if they vote against the property tax amendment -- people like fudge.

6) Fox and CNN declare winner before the polls open.

5) Ballots marked and tallied before the election to ensure accuracy.

4) The new computerized voting machines finally arrived from Fisher-Price.

3) Political rallies all start with a half-hour presentation on the advantages of timeshare ownership.

2) Campaign signs help to hide the "For Sale" and "Foreclosure" signs.

1) Everybody waiting for Shamu's Presidential Pick.