Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Local Governments Figure It Out

In a shocking turn of events, the Kissimmee City Commission has changed their agenda for the meeting that is to be held tonight. They have decided to remove all discussions about districts that are not needed in our community. Sources within the administration report that the commission will move to reverse previous expenditures on the All-America City pageant, the soon to be installed round-about fountain, and they intended to use a common sense approach to trim back city budgets to meet the obligations of tax breaks created by Amendment 1. Mayor Swan will also announce sweeping personality reforms and will pledge to treat those who come before the commission with dignity. He will also make a public apology to everyone he has bullied into silence as they tried to express their views and opinions before the commission. The commission will also put forward motions tonight that will finally put the City of Kissimmee on a "true and proper" economic development coarse and they will set aside all non-essential bickering.

We have also heard through background channels that other local governments such as Osceola County and the School Board have caught wind of these sweeping reforms and have pledged to do the same.

It seems that common sense and good government will finally be part of daily life in Osceola County. The WayneWho Staff has discussed this turn of events and has decided that since good government will now be a standard practice and not just something you find on candidate flyers, we will no longer need to post entries to our blog. We thank you for your loyal readership and we would like to offer our heartfelt good-byes. We have enjoyed our time posting our opinions.

April Fools'!

We thought it was better than a rubber spider.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was alot better than a rubber spider! Good one Wayne.

Anonymous said...

I knew this post was a joke when you said that Swan would treat people with dignity and stop bulling them. That would never happen.

Anonymous said...

You had me until you started mentioning Swan. Good article.

Anonymous said...

AND THE PART ABOUT TREATING OTHER COMMISSIONERS WITH RESPECT? GREAT APRIL FOOL!!

Anonymous said...

With the passing this week of Mayor Swan's wife, I think you guys could take a break from the hateful and hurtful comments you are making about him. Yes, Mayor Swan is a public official and, as such, is fair game for criticism. But Mayor Swan is also a human being and deserves kindness and respect during this time of personal loss.

Anonymous said...

I happened to agree with last last statement about Jim Swan. He is going through a very hard time. As much as I do not agree or like him, it's the right thing to do.

Anonymous said...

As an avid reader of this blog, I think your comments about this site being hateful and/or hurtful are ridiculus. I also find it sad that someone would post something like that shows how little class you have. Attacking this site for something you are doing is just sad.

Anonymous said...

I agree that this site is neither hateful or hurtful. I am keeping Jim and his family in my prayers, but I will still comment about him when he does something bad for Kissimmee. And I will probably give him a break for a few weeks.