Friday, February 22, 2008

MySpace Denied

Sources inside the Kissimmee City Commission have revealed a rapidly developing drama concerning a couple of commissioners and their MySpace accounts. It seems that the entire IT department was deployed to help Commissioner Gemskie create a MySpace page for important governmental purposes. After six (6) days of intensive MySpace instruction, it seems that the goal was finally achieved.

At exactly 4:57pm Thursday afternoon, Commissioner Gemskie’s MySpace page was launched.

At exactly 5:13pm Thursday afternoon, sources indicate that Commissioner Gemskie received his first friend request from Kissimmee City Commissioner Irizarry, which was promptly rejected by Commissioner Gemskie at 5:14 pm.

Sources indicate that this is where the trouble began. Mr. Gemskie had basically set up his MySpace profile with the express purpose of rejecting Mr. Irizarry’s friend request because he knew that Mr. Irizarry would make said request. Mr. Irizarry did not take the rejection well.

When Commissioner Irizarry was asked about the MySpace friend rejection at a news conference that he called, he flatly denied the accusations. “I have had no MySpace relationship with that commissioner, Commissioner Gemskie. I recall no such rejection. My MySpace was established so the voters could have easier access to one of our communities most popular elected officials,” responded Commissioner Irizarry. “It is how I communicate with my Simi Valley consultant about issues facing our community.”

Commissioner Gemskie could not be reached for comment by press time and continually rejected MySpace friend requests from the staff at WayneWho.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HARD TO BELIEVE THAT HE WOULD REJECT THE REQUEST WHEN THEY ARE BEST BUDDIES UP ON THAT BENCH. NOT AS CLOSE AS SWAN AN JEANNE ARE WITH CARLOS, BUT IT IS STILL A LOVE FEST UP THERE.

Anonymous said...

WOW. I TRY TO WATCH THE NEWS AND I MISSED THIS. IT TOOK IT 6 DAYS TO SET UP A MY SPACE ACCT? WHO PAID FOR THERE TIME? YOU KNOW TO THE MINUTE WHEN IT WAS LAUNCHED? TO THE MINUTE WHEN AN ENEMY, IRIZARRY, ASKED TO BE A FRIEND? HE STATED "MY SIMI VALLEY CONSULTANT"? SOMETHING SMELLS HERE.

Anonymous said...

WOW. I TRY TO WATCH THE NEWS AND I MISSED THIS. IT TOOK IT 6 DAYS TO SET UP A MY SPACE ACCT? WHO PAID FOR THERE TIME? YOU KNOW TO THE MINUTE WHEN IT WAS LAUNCHED? TO THE MINUTE WHEN AN ENEMY, IRIZARRY, ASKED TO BE A FRIEND? HE STATED "MY SIMI VALLEY CONSULTANT"? SOMETHING SMELLS HERE.

Anonymous said...

Carlos and Jerry's love hate relationship needs to stop and these guys need to focus a getting something done up there. No one else is going to, so it is up to these two to do it.

Anonymous said...

Carlos and Jerry's love hate relationship needs to stop and these guys need to focus a getting something done up there. No one else is going to, so it is up to these two to do it.

Anonymous said...

you are stretching the limits of a sense of humor, M and A.

Anonymous said...

That is just Gemskie having a hard time working the mouse. He just clicks on everything. Don't take it personal Wayne Who.

Anonymous said...

Could you publish the my space addresses or links of Jerry and Carlos. I want to see if they reject me. Thanks.

I tried to find them but couldn't. I think it is a good thing that they are trying to keep up with the times, but come on! My 13 year old daughter could set up a my space page in 10 minutes.