Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Fighting speed with plastic

Local news media recently carried the story of the Windsor, CO Police Department, which has become the latest police department to use a stand-in to combat speeding drivers. In this case, they use a life-size plastic cutout of one of their officers holding a radar gun. Only as drivers pass by do they notice that the "officer" is slightly thicker than a popsicle stick.

As seen on TV, the officer simply takes his cutout, places it along a stretch of road, and then moves on to another location, where he does traffic enforcement for real.

We think there is some potential here, although we would suggest alternating real and cut-out officers at each location...better to keep drivers guessing.

We were also about to suggest that perhaps local businesses would like to get their own cut-outs, but we recall the story earlier in the year of a little old lady somewhere in Central Florida who rigged up her own radar gun to activate a flashing yellow light when speeders went by. As we recall the story, she was cited for violating some law or ordinance regarding traffic control devices. So in the meantime, if you're concerned about traffic enforcement (even if you're an outsourced blogger living elsewhere), perhaps you could make a donation to the city to allow them to get some "plastic officers."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why can't we just make commissioners card board cut-outs that way when they sit their and do nothing, we won't be surprised at the outcome.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of popsicle sticks, it has been a long time since we have had a good episode of Puppet Theatre. I need my puppet theater fix!

Anonymous said...

DID'T MIKE T SUGGEST USING A PHONEY DEVICE AND STANDING DOWNTOWN DURING HIGH SPEED HOUR AND POINTING AT TRAFFIC? HOW WOULD IT BE ILLEGAL UNLESS YOU WERE TOO CLOSE TO THE STREET? I BET DRIVERS WOULD SLOW DOWN. INTERESTING. A CARDBOARD CHIEF AND CARDBOARD COPS. PUT GEMSKIE IN CHARGE OF THIS AND IT WILL GET DONE.

Anonymous said...

That was probably one of the things that cost the Business Association it's farmers market. I guess the lesson is, be careful who you upset.

Anonymous said...

Don't give the commission any ideas! They might try this because they hate to negotiate with the police and fire unions and they hate doing anything that is fair!