Sunday, September 9, 2007

Sunday Funny - Top 10 Possible Campaign Promises for the St. Cloud Election

#10 - Put a fountain project on the agenda so it can be voted down to show Kissimmee how things get done.

#9 - Go to a city wide Citizens' Identification System to allow St. Cloud residents first dibs on pavilion space at the lakefront.

#8 - Determine if Stevens Plantation has been kept empty so the next Survivor show can be filmed there. Survivor Stevens.

#7 - Increase pork barrel spending on actual BBQ pork products.

#6 - Fight to annex only areas with proper mudding locations.

#5 Turn the "Preserve Project" into the worlds largest Dairy Queen as soon as possible.

#4 - Finally set a timetable for the lakefront reconstruction. (Until we realize we missed something else.)

#3 - Put up warning posters in men's public restrooms warning of the possible presence of Senator Larry Craig.

#2 - Appoint a committee to find out why St. Cloud has not been the focus of a WayneWho Puppet Video yet.

#1 - Fight to bring long term security and stability to the School Board.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's NOT forget Jeanne (SHIPLEY) Van Meter without hwer we wouldn't have any fountains.

Anonymous said...

5 - Put a Target Super Center in the commercial area of Stevens Plantation.

Anonymous said...

Turn off the city WI-FI since it hardly works anyway.

Anonymous said...

You are late on the Puppet show today. I figured it would be a good one today. Maybe Tom Griffin is going to join the school board dancers?

Anonymous said...

Did they really name Stevens Plantation after former school board member Dee Stevens? I kind of wish she was back on the school board after seeing what this group is up to.