10) Walmart running an ignore-the-vote special on beef jerky.
9) CNN has already declared Dennis Kucinich the winner.
8) Armando Ramirez has already filed a lawsuit contesting the election.
7) Elections office has "Gone Fishing" sign on the door.
6) Cows mysteriously appear painted Red, White, and Blue.
5) Developers being required to carry drool cups.
4) The telemarketers can finally get a call through.
3) Run on apple fritters at Dunkin Donuts.
2) Just three words: bomb sniffing gators.
1) Experienced candidates having trouble maintaining an election.
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It would be nice if they would put a polling place on the lake so I could just pull my airboat up to it and vote.
Would Viagra or Cialis help with their Election Dysfunction?
It's not even 3 o'clock and I can't wait to see if J.W. wasted his money.
Apple Fritters?
Looks like they were able to buy a a chance for the Preserve project to go through. I guess the landlords are going to lose this one.
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