Due to the "Politics In The Barn" event being rescheduled from the past Tuesday until today because of Tropical Storm Fay, rumor has it that there may be some format and/or attraction changes made to the event to make sure people come out to pay their money to vote in the straw poll. While many candidates are busy trying fill the room by giving tickets away to "supporters" who will hopefully cast a BBQ smeared vote in their direction, the organizers of the event are taking no chances when in comes to turn out.
We have heard from someone who once met someone who might be helping to organize the event that a new headline guest has been added to the roster to ensure high turn out. Considering the event already promises "Lots of Fun" (whatever that means), BBQ, and live musical entertainment from Kenyon Lockery who we believe is most well noted for his spoon playing abilities (we could be wrong on this), even the WayneWho staff was surprised by the news that the hottest (even if frozen) celebrity in the south was going to show up tonight. Yes, you guessed it, Bigfoot is scheduled to make an appearance at tonights event. "Arrgh gharaargh," Bigfoot shouted at reporters as the CVB rushed him off for a fun filled time at Disney before his performance tonight.
"The taxpayers of this county would be upset if we did not show Mr. Foot a good time while he was here. We don't need to keep looking like some little hick-town now do we," responded one of the last remaining staff members from the CVB. "Mr. Foot is a well respected celebrity and we are glad to see he made it through his scuffle with the folks in Georgia. We are all sad to hear about the fighting over there and Mr. Foot is a recognized icon for peace after what he has been through."
Bigfoot is well know in political circles for his "Preservation through Building" position and his book "Green means eating live fish out of a stream you dummies." The WayneWho staff just hopes the residents of St. Cloud understand the importance of such a visitor. We must say that we are just a little jealous.
We have heard from someone who once met someone who might be helping to organize the event that a new headline guest has been added to the roster to ensure high turn out. Considering the event already promises "Lots of Fun" (whatever that means), BBQ, and live musical entertainment from Kenyon Lockery who we believe is most well noted for his spoon playing abilities (we could be wrong on this), even the WayneWho staff was surprised by the news that the hottest (even if frozen) celebrity in the south was going to show up tonight. Yes, you guessed it, Bigfoot is scheduled to make an appearance at tonights event. "Arrgh gharaargh," Bigfoot shouted at reporters as the CVB rushed him off for a fun filled time at Disney before his performance tonight.
"The taxpayers of this county would be upset if we did not show Mr. Foot a good time while he was here. We don't need to keep looking like some little hick-town now do we," responded one of the last remaining staff members from the CVB. "Mr. Foot is a well respected celebrity and we are glad to see he made it through his scuffle with the folks in Georgia. We are all sad to hear about the fighting over there and Mr. Foot is a recognized icon for peace after what he has been through."
Bigfoot is well know in political circles for his "Preservation through Building" position and his book "Green means eating live fish out of a stream you dummies." The WayneWho staff just hopes the residents of St. Cloud understand the importance of such a visitor. We must say that we are just a little jealous.
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I am glad you are up on this one Wayne Who. But are you sure the special guest is going to be Big Foot? I heard it was his cousin, the Florida Skunk Ape sometimes referred to as the Florida Stink Ape. That is wholly appropriate to a hobnob of political candidates who can very easily stink up a room.
"Diapers and politicians should be changed frequently, and for the same reason."
Wait a minute....Could Bigfoot have cousins named McKinnon, Lane, VanMeter and arrington? Wow. I'ts starting to make sense!!
MAYBE BILL LANE WON'T BE TOO BUSY TO ATTEND THIS EVENT. I WONDER IF DESTINY GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO SHOW UP TO THIS EVENT?
The story was just a hoax like the articles you write! You should stay out of politics Wayne!!!!
You seem to be right on except for one thing...Kenyon is good.
So is Bigfoot the musical entertainment or is Kenyon the musical entertainment? I am confused.
Is that a fat joke?
I think Bill missed the Hob Nob because he knew it was a waste of time... The Politics in the Barn makes more since, its in his neck of the woods, plus we all know the Hob Nob will not benefit anyone in district 5.
I think Bill missed the Hob Nob because he knew it was a waste of time... The Politics in the Barn makes more since, its in his neck of the woods, plus we all know the Hob Nob will not benefit anyone in district 5.
Actually Bigfoot is Greek
You must be the same racist from the other day. Picking on someone because of what nationality they are is very low. Look in the mirror my friend , there you will see bid foot.
Nope. I attended Politics at the Barn and Bill Lane had two booths but guess what? No Destiny booth. Wow. Now let me get this straight...Desitiny that sits in St. Cloud or just south of St. Cloud goes to Kissimmee's Hob Nob but wouldn't go to St. Cloud's Politics in the Barn. Bill doesn't attend the Kissimmee Hob Nob where Destiny is pushing their product, Bill attends the St. Cloud Politics in the Barn but Destiny is a no show. Now that smells funny. Good thing about this event it showed that most are tired of the Commission incumbents.
WOW, BILL LANE LOST AGAIN!!!!!!! Fred Hawkins beat him again at Politics in the Barn (in St Cloud). Rumor was that Bill Lane was focusing on this event and he still lost. Bill Lane maybe you should focus a little harder. Bill maybe you should put 74 signs on one property instead of 43. I think the community has spoken again that we need Fred Hawkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Job to all who attended Politics in the Barn. Thanks to everyone who made this happen. I am a Fred Hawkins supporter and I would like to tip my hat off to Fred Hawkins for winning this event. Please vote for Fred Hawkins!!!!!!!!!!
I AM STILL WAITING TO FIND OUT HOW BILL LANES STREET WAS PAVED (WHEN HE WAS IN OFFICE) AND THERE ARE NOW NO THRU TRUCK TRAFFIC SIGNS ON HIS ROAD. THIS ROAD IS IN A SECLUDED AREA OF ST CLOUD. I WISH BILL WOULD ANSWER THIS QUESTION, BECAUSE I KNOW IT WAS NOT APPROVED WHEN DUNNICK WAS IN OFFICE. THIS IS VERY FISHY.
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