The rumors are in from this week's commission workshop (not aired on Access Osceola) and it appears that a discussion of the proposed building of a Vegas style dancing water fountain in the great MLK roundabout will be on the agenda next week. It seems that the Access Osceola team is working in the background on this project. Rumors are circulating that Access Osceola has requested the fountain in an attempt to improve the dropping ratings on their government cable channel.The first season of shows is rumored to include a series that will be titled "This Olde Roundabout" which will start off with details of roundabout treatments in other areas of the globe. The show will wind down with installation video of Kissimmee's very own roundabout fountain treatment. To get more mileage out of the roundabout fountain, (rumored to cost somewhere over $200,000 - or $1.2 Million United Cities Dollars at today's exchange rate) Access Osceola has developed a second show titled "Pimp My Roundabout" where average everyday roundabouts of the poor are made over by celebrity roundabout designers. We also hear background noises that a third possible Access Osceola show titled "Roundabouts of the Rich and Famous" may also be in the works. One Access Osceola intern was heard to say "with ratings like ours, even a show on fountains in a roundabout will bring them up. Heck our viewers watch the commission meetings, so I think that a show about a water fountain would be a real nail biter for them."
WayneWho salutes the effort to turn every dollar spent (not United Cities Dollars we hope) into at least a dollar. We can't wait for the first season to kick off!
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Home Depot is running a Labor Day sale on fountains this weekend, so we might be able shave off some of that $200,000 pork spending. If you could get a scratch-and-dent fountain we could really show how responsible we are with the taxpayers money.
We are going to end up with a stupid fountain in the logo, I just know it.
Adam Moore (Straight Talk) had it correct. They are getting ready for the slots machines.
They need to add a flushing sound to the fountain. This way we know they are flushing our money down the toilet, and it will remind Swan of his early days on the commission.
It is going to be hard for any show that Access Osceola comes up with to compete with the commission meetings. The commission meetings are some of the best comedy on television. Maybe they should put a dunk tank in the roundabout and the commissioner that says the dumbest thing has to get in the dunk tank.
A fountain in the logo. That would be great! Then I bet Jerry will want to put fountains in all the roundabouts in Orange Gardens.
REMEMBER. ITS A DONE DEAL. JERRY MICRO MANAGES SO DURBIN CAN RELAX. JEANNE IS GOING TO FILE FOR COUNTY, SO WE GET RID OF A PROBLEM & GIVE HER MORE POWER (SCARY), CARLOS WILL WANT SPANISH WATER ONLY AND SWAN WILL WANT BOURBON. EITHER WAY, WE ALL LOSE.
Maybe we should put statues in the roundabout that honor the great accomplishments of the dancing team of Wheeler and Greer. Especially if they make it onto Team USA for the Olypmic Dance Team.
If you want to talk about poor ratings, just check out youtube and look at the crappy viewer numbers WayneWho has had for the last 5 boring episodes! We have to sit threw another Payne Evans episode..."Oh My God"
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