Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Wayne Who's Top 10 Reasons to Become an All America City

#10) Opportunity to change the way the city letterhead looks.

#9) All America City Logo will look good on the re-election mailers.

#8) Might finally be able to attract a Bubba Gump restaurant.

#7) Metroplan Orlando might finally remember our name.

#6) That silly Osceola County School Board might finally stop making fun of us.

#5) Make Steve Burke (Crackers) and Scott Brooks look stupid.

#4) It sounds more American when an All America City raises your taxes.

#3) Residents with civic pride don't complain about sitting in traffic.

#2) What else would we spend $109,000 on?

And the #1 reason to become an All America City is... those damn bloggers might leave as alone for awhile.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bubba Gump restaurant!!! That is that Gemskie always talking about Bubba Gump!!

Anonymous said...

They are going to be upset with you Wayne Who... They don't like naysayers. Spending this money is about pride and economic developement and you know we just don't have enough payday loan places. Maybe we should be known as the All Amscot City. Kissimmee, Your OK With Us!

Anonymous said...

My civic pride is what makes me so mad about the traffic, and keeps me complaining.

Anonymous said...

ITS NOT $109K, IT $27K. DO YOU EVER POST A CRITICISM OF YOUR BLOG?

Anonymous said...

Well, I guess that letterhead is going to stay the same for at least 3 years. They lost in their bird to get a new plaque on the wall. Funny, I don't feel any less American except for the fact my taxes were spent in a way I would not have approved. [Maybe that is what it takes to be an All American City.]